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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it.

Rottweiler: Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeez, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeaze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Greyhound: I shall recline on the sofa whilst I calculate this dilemma for some other breed to tend to, after all, I am the dog of the Pharaohs.

Briard: I'll only do this once……

Pit Bull: Attack! Grab! Hold! Hold!! Hold!!! Hold!!!!

Standard Poodle: Light bulb? The maid does light bulbs. When is my next appointment at the groomers?

Bernese Mountain Dog: LIGHT bulb? You KNOW I don't like LIGHTning! I'll bury it in a deep hole in the backyard and then chew on the deck.

Westie: Light bulb, hmmm, if it's within reach, I'll rip it out of the wall, take it outside, kick it around for a bit.

Scottie: Boring…too out of reach to pee on.

—Received in email—original author unknown—additions provided by others as it moves around the Web.

—Credit: Gromit from Wallace and Gromit cartoons.


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